Nixon:    Watergate
Clinton:  Waterbed

Nixon:    His biggest fear - the Cold War
Clinton:  His biggest fear - a Cold Sore

Nixon:    Worried about carpet bombs
Clinton:  Worried about carpet burns

Nixon:    His Vice President was a Greek
Clinton:  His Vice President is a geek

Nixon:    Couldn't stop Kissinger
Clinton:  Couldn't stop kissing her

Nixon:    Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate tape
Clinton:  Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case

Nixon:    His nickname was Tricky Dick
Clinton:  (No difference)

Nixon:    Ex-President
Clinton:  Sex-President

Nixon:    Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"
Clinton:  Known for women pointing at him saying "He's the one!"

Nixon:    Famous for his widow's peak
Clinton:  Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon:    Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton:  Well acquainted with the G Spot

Nixon:    Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton:  Took on Ho

Nixon:    Talked about achieving peace with honor
Clinton:  Talked about getting a piece while on her