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Santa's Pick Up Lines

* I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge.

* I've got something you can hang a wreath on.

* One hour with me, honey, and you'll be seeing flyin' reindeer!

* Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?

* That's No candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.

* Sugar, I got your stocking stuffer right here, Baby!

* I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear, do you?

* Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!

* Care to see my twelve inch elf?

* Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh?

* I've got something special in the sack just for you!

* I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

* Some of my favorite toys run on batteries....

* Forget the 'Nice' list, cuz I'm putting your name top of my 'nice and naughty girl list'.

* Wanna see the 'North Pole'? (...that`s what Mrs. Claus calls it!)

* Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

 

 

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