Tell
Me This..
Why
does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Why
is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing
you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am
an alcoholic'?
If
you mated a bulldog and a shiatsu, would it be called
a bullshit?
Why
are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why
is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If
croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight
packages?
Who
was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think
I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever
comes out'?
If
the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why
do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet
is?
