Butt
Cheek

A young
lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned
terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body
to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As
a result, her husband offered the skin off his butt for
the surgery. She had the surgery and was as beautiful
after as she was before the surgery.
One
night she and her husband were watching TV when she
broke down crying. "What's the matter?" her
husband asked.
She
said "I can't believe you did this for me."
Her
husband hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about
it, I love you, and I'd do anything for you."
But
how will I ever repay you?" she asked.
With
which he replied, "You don't need to repay me,
you wouldn't believe the satisfaction I get every time
I see your mom kiss you on the cheek."