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Genie
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course
lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the
husband cautioned, Honey, be careful when you drive. If
we break one of those windows, it'll cost us a fortune
to repair.
Of course, she immediately shanked her drive right through
the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband
cringed, I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to
go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy
drive is going to cost us.
They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice
said, "Come on in". When they opened the door
they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique
bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man
reclining on the couch asked, Are you the people that
broke the window?
Uh yeah, we're very sorry about that, the husband
replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want
to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been
trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last
one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He
pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like
a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie, "You've
got it. I have already put a million dollars in your
bank account. It's the least I can do."
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?"
the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants in every country in the world," she
said.
"Consider it done. The deeds are now in your
name" the genie said.
"And now," the couple both asked in unison,
"what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle
and haven't been with a woman in a thousand years,
my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee,
honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and
all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You
know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess
I wouldn't mind."
The genie and the woman went upstairs where he
ravished her for the rest of the afternoon. Both
satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards,
the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and
asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both thirty-five," she responded
breathlessly.
"No shit! Thirty-five years old and both
of you still believe in genies?"
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