Pirate's
Treasure

A pirate captain was on the lookout for buried treasure.
After months of hard sailing, day in and day out, his
ship caught sight of land, the land to which his treasure
map had been leading. He and his first mate disembarked
on the island to search out the buried treasure, which
was supposed to lie hidden deep within a swamp at the
center of the island.
Sure enough, at the center of the island was a swamp,
and the Captain and his first mate bravely entered the
swamp. Soon the swamp began to get deeper, and the pirate's
feet, then ankles, and finally entire leg below the knees
was covered in swamp. It was at that time that the Captain
banged his shin against something hard. He reached down,
searched around, and pulled up a treasure chest.
Prying the lock open, the chest revealed gold and jewels
beyond imagination. The Captain turned to his first mate
and said, "Arrrr, matey, that just goes to show ye, that
booty is only shin deep!"
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