Bitter
Wedding
Below is a true story about a recent wedding that took
place at Clemson University.
This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the
wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at
the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted
to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances,
to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted
to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and
to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous
reception.
To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything,
he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from
just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair
was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He
said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone
to open the envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his
best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious
of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail
them weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
said "Screw you," he turned to the bride and said "Screw
you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled
first thing that Monday morning.
While most of us would have broken off the engagement
immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy
goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His
revenge?
Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests
at the wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly
what did happen, and, best of all, trashing the bride's
and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends,
their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters,
grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.
This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his
world; we just live in it.
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