A
Tale With Three Morals
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large
field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile
of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The
dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm
and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat
heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following
the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile
of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story:
1 ) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy.
2 ) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.
3 ) And when you’re in deep doo-doo, keep your mouth shut.
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