Another Funny Joke from your hilarious joke source HumorConnect!
Just
Can't Get It Right
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which
appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly
trying to correct the first day's mistake.
MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for
sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly
who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred In R.D. Jones'
ad yesterday. It should have read "One sewing machine
for sale cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly,
who lives with him after 7 P.M."
WEDNESDAY Notice: R.D. Jones has informed us that he has
received several annoying telephone calls because of the
error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands
corrected as follows: "For sale R.D. Jones has one sewing
machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and
ask for Mrs. Kelly who loves with him."
THURSDAY Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine
for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 948-0707 as I have
had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on
with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper
but she quit!
