Why
I Fired My Secretary
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling
too hot that morning anyway. I went down to breakfast
knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday,"
and probably have a present for me.
She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy
Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The
children will remember." The children came down to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low
and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary,
Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." And
I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked
until noon.
Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's
go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard
all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where
we normally go; we went out into the country to a little
private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the
office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's
go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you
don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip
into something more comfortable."
"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom
and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big
birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens
of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday...
...and there on the couch I sat... naked !!!
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