Fruit
Picking
These three men went out on this fishing trip, but as
they we sailing along in their little boat, a storm picked
up and swept them onto a rather small island.
Now the men weren't scared at first, but when they saw
these cannibals chasing after them, they began to run
for their lives. The cannibals were much faster than they
were, and so they captured the three men, and brought
them to their King.
The King said, "I want each of you to pick 10 fruits.
Each man must collect a different fruit as to that of
the other two. Once you have done this, return to me,
and I will tell you what to do."
So the men, fearing their lives, run out and began to
search madly for any fruit. The first man returns after
a while with 10 apples. The King grinned wickedly and
said, "Now you must take those 10 apples and shove them
up your ass without making any facial expression. If you
fail to do so, I will kill you!"
The poor man gets up to number 8 and then screams, as
the pain was so intense. The King killed him right then
and there, and returned to see the second man coming back
with 10 strawberries. The second man got his instructions,
too, and was up to the 10th strawberry, when all of a
sudden, for no apparent reason, he begins laughing hysterically.
So the King killed him, too, just as he did with the first
man.
Now the first man and the second man meet up in Heaven,
and the first man asks the second man, "Why did you laugh?
You were on your last strawberry, and you could have gotten
away!"
The second man said with a little smile, "Yeah, I know,
but I couldn't resist laughing when I saw the third man
coming back with pineapples!"
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