Another Funny Joke from your hilarious joke source HumorConnect!
Top Ten Signs That Its Time To
Do The Laundry
You're wearing your last pair of
underwear in the shower consistently.
You've worn your sheets to school
because you can't get them off of you.
Your socks act like a shirt does
when its heavily starched and emit a serious funk.
Your roommate walks around wearing
a full body medical suit like they did in the movie
"Outbreak" to avoid catching the Ebola virus.
The Snuggle Bear on the softener
bottle officially died last week.
The DEA's drug sniffing dog is always
coming by to sniff your laundry because the strong
stench makes him think you have 28 tons of pot in
your closet.
Even after sewing 28 spring scented
dryer sheets to the inside of your shirt, your friends
still say you reek.
The phrase "Wash Me" is visibly written
in your jeans.
Your red T-shirt is now green.
The boss pulls you aside to remind
you that your company's casual days does not include
your college graduation gown and scuba diving fins.
