Top Ten Downfalls of Manhood

- You have to take out the garbage.
- The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for
over $200,000.
- No sofas in your rest rooms.
- External genitalia are vulnerable
to knees and fastballs.
- Even if you get your head caught
in an industrial woodchipper, you're not allowed to
cry.
- James Bond movies only come out every
two years.
- Ribbed for her pleasure, not yours.
- You have to wear ties.
- You can't flirt your way out of a
jam.
- "Women and children first"
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