The
Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
opening the front door.
"Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly
rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with
talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered.
"Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this honey?" the husband inquired as he entered
the room.
"Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The
Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much,
I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that
night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning
the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned
a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here,"
he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like
an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered
me so much as a glass of water.
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