Russian
Emergency
Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush
with an emergency.
"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian
President cried.
"It's my people's favorite form of birth control. This
is a true disaster!"
"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything
within their power to help you," replied the President.
"I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you possibly
send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it,"said Bush.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long
and 4" in diameter?" said Putin.
"No problem," replied the President.
Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides
about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything.
George hung up and called the President of a condom company.
"I need a favor, you've got to send 1,000,000 condoms
right away over to Russia."
"Consider it done," said the president of the condom company.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10"
long and 4" wide."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE
SMALL' on each one!"
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