Halloween
Party
A couple
was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got
a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but
she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin
and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time
to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and
away he went.
The
wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened
without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to
go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know
what her costume was, she thought she would have some
fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
she was not with him.
She
joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick
he could and copping a little feel here and a little
kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather
seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and
dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just
arrived.
She
let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he
was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition
in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of
the cars and had a good time. Just before unmasking
at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind
of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She
was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what
kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old
thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance
much?"
He
replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and
some other guys, so we went into the den and played
poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what
happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!"
