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High-Tech
Restroom
A
man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom
facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The
flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested
he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him
not to press any of the buttons.
There
next to the paper roll were four buttons marked WW,
WA, PP and ATR.
Making
the mistake so many men make of not listening to a
woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity
got the best of him.
He
carefully pressed the WW button and immediately
a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare
bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really
have it nice!!
So
a little more boldly he pressed the WA button
and body temperature Warm Air blew across his
wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha"
he thought, "no wonder these women take
so long in the bathroom with these kinds of
services!"
So
he pushed the next button PP with anticipation.
A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below
him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man,
this is great," he thought as he reached
out for the ATR button.
When
he awoke in the hospital, the morphine
was just wearing off...confused he buzzed
the nurse to find out what happened.
He
explained the last thing he remembered
was intense pain in the ladies room
on the plane.
The
nurse explained, "Yes, you must
have been having a great time until
you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal
button."
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