Signs
That You Might Be Trailer Trash
- The
Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth
than your spouse.
- You
let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner
table in front of her kids.
- Last
year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.
- You've
been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
- You
think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on
a different night.
- Jack
Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
- You
think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
- You
wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so
clean.
- Anyone
in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey,
y'all watch this! "
- You've
got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'
- You
think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
- Your
family tree doesn't fork.
- Your
wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
- You
go to your family reunion looking for a date.
- Your
Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
- You
think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are,
"Gentlemen,
- Start
your engines."
- You
lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded
right off its wheels.
- You
take a six-pack cooler to church.
- You
had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
- The
bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending
on how much gas it has in it.
- You
have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
- One
of your kids was born on a pool table.
- Your
dad walks you to school because you are both in the
same grade.
- You
need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie
at the House of Tattoos.
- You
have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your
front yard.
- Ya
can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's
a law against it.
- You
dated one of your parents' current spouses in high
school.
- You
think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife
drunk.
- Your
school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
- Your
toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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