The
Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into
a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks
the accountant, "Where's the three million bucks you
embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The
Godfather asks again, "Where's the three million bucks
you embezzled from me?"

The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute
and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."

The Godfather says, "Well, ask him where the @#!* money
is." The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant
where the three million dollars is. The accountant signs
back, "I don't know what you're talking about." The
attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know
what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out
a pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks
the trigger and says, "Ask him again where the @#!*
money is!"

The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know
where it is!" The accountant signs back, "Okay! Okay!
The money's hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in
my backyard!" The Godfather says, "Well, what did he
say?" The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He
says that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."