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Woman's
Ultimate Fantasy
A
woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work
one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous
hunk of a man she had ever seen entered. He was tall,
muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful,
sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine
and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.
The
man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt
attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her.
Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but
he leaned close and whispered in her ear.
"I'll
do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice.
"Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything
you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There's
just one condition..."
Trembling
with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition.
The man said, "You have to tell me what you
want me to do in just three words."
The
women gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering
the proposition, then reached into her handbag
and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her
address on a napkin, folded it around the cash,
and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned
over and whispered into his ear...
"Clean...
my... house."
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