What happens when people of different occupations get old?

• Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
  
  
• Old actors never die, they just drop apart.
  
  
• Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
  
  
• Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
  
  
• Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
  
  
• Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
  
  
• Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
  
  
• Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
  
  
• Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
  
  
  
  
  
• Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
  
  
• Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
  
  
• Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
  
  
• Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
  
  
• Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
  
  
• Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
  
  
• Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
  
  
• Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.
  
  
• Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
  
  
• Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
  
  
  
  
  
• Old garagemen never die, they just retire.
  
  
• Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.
  
  
• Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
  
  
• Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.
  
  
• Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.
  
  
• Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.
  
  
• Old investors never die, they just roll over.
  
  
• Old journalists never die, they just get depressed.
  
  
• Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.
  
  
• Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.
  
  
• Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
  
  
  
  
• Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.
  
  
• Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
  
  
• Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.
  
  
• Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor...
  
  
• Old musicians never die, they just get played out.
  
  
• Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.
  
  
• Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.
  
  
• Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.
  
  
• Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.
  
  
• Old perfessers never die, they just lose their class.
  
  
• Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
  
  
  
  
• Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.
  
  
• Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
  
  
• Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on....
  
  
• Old printers never die, they're just not the type.
  
  
• Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
  
  
• Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.
  
  
• Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
  
  
• Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.
  
  
• Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.
  
  
• Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.
  
  
• Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
  
  
• Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.
  
  
• Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.
  
  
• Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do.
  
  
  
  
• Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.
  
  
• Old students never die, they just get degraded.
  
  
• Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.
  
  
• Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.
  
  
• Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
  
  
• Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.
  
  
• Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.