No
Longer Cool
You
find yourself listening to talk radio.
You
daughter says she got pierced and you look at her
ears.
The
pattern on your shorts and couch match.
You
fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.
You
think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets
a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend.

You
criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing
music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper
and Black Sabbath.
You
call the police on a noisy party next door instead
of grabbing beer and joining it.
You
turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you
have to work the next day.
When
grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.
When
jogging is something you do to your memory.
Getting
a little action means your prune juice is working.
All
the cars behind you flash their headlights.
You
remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock
group not a corporation.
You
bought your first car for the same price you paid
for your son's new running shoes.
You
actually ASK for your father's advice.
You
don't know how to operate a fax machine.
When
someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf
board.
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