Preacher's
Parrot
A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?"
asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the
storekeeper assures him.
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull
the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when
you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what
happens if you pull both strings?"
"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched
the parrot.
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