If
at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that
you tried.
If
you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours,
work nights.
Experience
is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
For
every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Keep
your boss's boss off your boss's back.
Success
always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
To
steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal
from many is research.
The
sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to
catch up.
Don't
be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't
be promoted.
If
you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If
you are really good, you will get out of it.
Click here to send this funny joke to your friends!
|