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How
To Be Boss
When
the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the
boss.
The
brain said, "since I control everything and do
all the thinking, I should be the boss."
The
feet said, "since I carry man where he wants
to go and get him in position to do what the brain
wants, then I should be the boss."
The
hands said, "since I must do all the work and
earn all the money to keep the rest of you going,
I should be the boss."
And
so it went with the eyes, the heart, the lungs,
and all the other parts of the body, each giving
the reason why they should be the boss.
Finally,
the asshole spoke up and said it was going to
be the boss.
All
the other parts laughed and laughed at the
idea of the asshole being the boss. The asshole
got so angry that he blocked himself off and
refused to function.
Soon
the brain was feverish and could barely
think, the feet felt like lead weights and
was almost too weak to drag the body anywhere,
the eyes grew bleary, and the hands hung
useless at the sides. All pleaded with the
brain to let the asshole be declared the
boss.
And
so it happened; all the other parts did
all the work and the asshole just bossed
and passed out a lot of crap.
THE
MORAL: You don't have to be a brain
to be a boss, just an old asshole.
Alternate
moral: No matter how well things are
going, it can all be shut down by
a single asshole.
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