- Dogs
lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable
piece of furniture in the house.
- They
can hear a package of food opening half a block
away, but don't hear you when you're in the same
room.
- They
can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
- They
growl when they are not happy.
- When
you want to play they want to play.
- When
you want to be alone they want to play.
- They
are great at begging.
- They
will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They
leave their toys everywhere.
- They
do disgusting things with their mouths and then
try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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