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What is 2 + 2?
  
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed
for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.
The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long
list of questions, ending with "How much is two plus
two?" The engineer excused himself, and made a series
of measurements and calculations before returning to the
board room and announcing, "Four."
The physicist was next interviewed, and was asked the
same questions. Again, the last question was, "How
much is two plus two?" Before answering the last
question, he excused himself, made for the library, and
did a great deal of research. After a consultation with
the United States Bureau of Standards and many calculations,
he also announced, "Four."
The lawyer was interviewed last, and again the final question
was, "How much is two plus two?" The lawyer
drew all the shades in the room, looked outside to see
if anyone was there, checked the telephone for listening
devices, and then whispered, "How much do you want
it to be?"
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