The
Old Graveyard
Three
rednecks called Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling
home late one night and found themselves on the road
that led past the old graveyard.
"Come
have a look over here", says Bubba, "It's
Zeb Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the
ripe old age of 87."
"That's
nothing", says Earl, "here's one named Butch
Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."
Just
then, Jeb yells out, "But here's a fella that died
when he was 145 years old!"
"What
was his name?" asks Bubba.
Jeb
lights a match to see what else is written on the grave
stone, and exclaims, "Miles, from Georgia."