1. Your taxes.
2. Complete your BA degree.
3. Watch your hair grow.
4. Finally clean your keyboard.
5. Count the tiles on the ceiling 200 times.
6. Think about commercials you saw during the Super Bowl.

7. Scribble I HAVE NO LIFE on a notepad.
8. Read War and Peace, and write a book report on it.
9. Contemplate the meaning of a General Protection Fault.
10. Watch your AOL stocks decrease in value.
11. Become mezmerized by your screen saver.
12. Organize your desk.
13. Spend "Quality Time" with your hard drive.

14. Plan secret mission involving AOL headquarters and several rolls of toilet paper.
15. Try to remember the words to the pledge of allegiance.
16. Listen to the radio.
17. Contemplate the meaning of the word "unlimited".