Death
During Sex
Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of
a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being
made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get
rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is
sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something,
it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.
The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up
her dear departed's behind. The mortician can't believe
his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During
the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were
concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but
the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.
Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and
whispers in the dead man's ear, "It HURTS, doesn't
it?"
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