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Duck
Hunt
  
Three
doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead.
The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks
like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably a duck,"
shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away. The next
bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it,
then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says,
"Hmmmm...green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound...might
be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the
bird is long gone. A third bird flies over. The surgeon
raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings
the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says,
"Go see if that was a duck."
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