Taco
Bell Story

Not
really a joke, but instead an amusing story sent in
from one of our readers:
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My three-year-old son, Matt, had a lot of problems with
potty training. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for
a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy,
with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so
of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and
she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked
to go potty in a while, so I asked him, and he said
"No."
I kept thinking, oh Lord, that child has had an accident
and I didn't have any clothes with me. I asked again,
"Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"
"No," he replied. I just knew that he must
have, cause the smell was getting worse.
So, I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have
an accident?"

This time, with a little smirk on his face, he jumped
up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his
cheeks and yelled........."See Mom, it's just gas!!"
While 50 people nearly choked to death on their tacos,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his
food as if nothing happened. I was mortified, but some
kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when
they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they
had ever had!