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Lettuce
And Tomato In Bed
This
guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school,
unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger
brother who is about 5 or 6.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for
a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices
that his little brother is already asleep on the lower
bunk, so he and his gal climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembering
that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his girlfriend to whisper, "lettuce" if she
wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a
new position.
"Lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, lettuce,"
it sounds.
Then the little brother chimes in, "Hey, would you
guys stop making sandwiches up there, you're getting mayonnaise
all over my face."
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