Worker Evaluation Form

Name:__________________________                         Date:____________________________

KNOWLEDGE:

__ Really knows what he's doing.

__ Knows just enough to be dangerous.

__ Only half a brain and is dangerous.

 __ His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.

ACCURACY:

__ Does excellent work is not preoccupied.

__ Pretty good accuracy with large numbers.

__ Must take off shoes to count above ten.

__ What's a number?

ATTITUDE:

__ Extremely co-operative.

__ Brown noser in good standing.

__ Often annoys co-workers and fights.

__ Doesn't care, never did, never will.

RELIABLE:

__ Works so hard he gets extra days off.

 __ Very dependable.

__ Rely on his being first one out the door.

__ Absolutely totally worthless.

APPEARANCE:

__ Extremely neat and clean.

__ Looks great on his day off.

__ Flies take him over fresh manure.

__ Dirt, filthy, smelly, and ugly.

PERFORMANCE:

__Works hard if money is involved.

__ Does great work--at evaluation time.

__Works well after ten cups of coffee.

__Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.

LEADERSHIP:

__Carries chainsaw and gets good results.

__Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.

__One time some listened to him whine.

__Unable to lead even the most ignorant.

I understand that I have been counseled and understand my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further acknowledge that I am as stupid as a football bat, and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.

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