Before the Computer Age..

An application was for employment, A program was a TV show, A cursor used profanity, A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age, A CD was a bank account, And a floppy disk was something Terribly wrong in your back. Compress was something you did to garbage, Not something you did to a file. And if you unzipped anything in public, You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire, Hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived, And a backup happened to your commode! Cut - you did with a pocket knife, Paste you did with glue. A web was a spider's home, And a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper, And the memory in my head. I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash, But when it happens, they wish they were dead!