Adopt
an NBA Player
THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU!
With an NBA player's strike against the team owners
looming, now is the time for us to show the world just
how much we care. It's just not right. Hundreds of basketball
players in our very own country are living at or just
below the seven-figure salary level! Atrocious! And,
as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived
of pay for several weeks--possibly a whole year--as
a result of the strike. But now you can help! For about
two thousand dollars a day--that's less than the cost
of a large screen projection TV--you can help a basketball
player remain economically viable during his time of
need.
Two thousand dollars a day may not seem like a lot of
money to you, but to a basketball player it could mean
the difference between a vacation spent golfing in Florida
or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, two thousand dollars
is nothing more than three months rent or mortgage payments.
But to a basketball player, two thousand dollars a day
will almost replace his salary.

Your commitment of two thousand dollars a day will enable
a player to buy that home entertainment center, trade
in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a
weekend in Rio.
"HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?"
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report
on the player you sponsor. Detailed information about
his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment
holdings will be mailed to your home. You'll also get
information on how he plans to invest the $5 million
lump sum he will receive upon retirement. Plus upon
signing up for this program, you will receive a photo
of the player (unsigned). Put the photo on your refrigerator
to remind you of other peoples' suffering.
"HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING"

Your basketball player will be told that he has a SPECIAL
FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although
the player won't know your name, he will be able to
make collect calls to your home via a special operator
just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected
expenses.
Simply fill out the form below.
___YES, I want to help!
I would like to sponsor a striking NBA basketball player.
My preference is checked below:
[ ] Starter
[ ] Reserve
[ ] Star*
[ ] Superstar**
[ ] Entire team***
[ ] I'll sponsor a player most in need. Please select
one for me.
* Higher cost
** Much higher cost
*** Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of
a specific team (Sorry, does not include cheerleaders).

Please charge the account listed below $2,054.79 per
day for a reserve player or starter for the duration
of the strike. Please send me a picture of the player
I have sponsored, along with a team logo and my very
own NBA Players Association badge to wear proudly on
my lapel.
[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa
[ ] American Express [ ] DiscoverCard
[ ] Diner's Club
Your Name: __________________________
Telephone Number: __________________
Account Number: _____________________
Exp.Date:____________________________
Signature: _________________________
Mail completed form to NBA Players Association or call
1-888-TOOMUCH now to enroll by phone. (Children under
18 must have parental approval.)

Note: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the player
they have sponsored, either in person or by other means
including, but not limited to, telephone calls, letters,
e-mail, or third parties. Keep in mind that the basketball
player you have sponsored will be much too busy enjoying
his free time, thanks to your generous donations. Oh
yes, contributions are not tax-deductible.