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Good
Questions (Part 1)
1) If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year, why
are there locks on the door?
2) Why are
people who "need no introduction" always introduced?
3) Why is
the word abbreviation so long?
4) If
you had 20 odds and ends on a table and all but
one fell off, what's left, an odd or an end?
5) What
is the speed of dark?
6)
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will
it make a sound?
7)
If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or
homeless?
8)
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
9)
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
10)
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell
him he has the right to remain silent?
11)
Why do people who know the least know
it the loudest?
12)
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what
do humanitarians eat?
13)
When you're sending someone Styrofoam,
what do you pack it in?
14)
Why are there Braille signs
on drive-up ATM's?
15)
If women wear a pair of pants,
a pair of glasses, and a pair
of earrings, why don't they
wear a pair of bras?
16)
How come you never hear
about gruntled employees?
17)
What is a "free"
gift? Aren't all gifts
free?
18)
After eating, do amphibians
have to wait one hour
before getting out of
the water?
19)
If white wine goes
with fish, do white
grapes go with sushi?
20)
What's another word
for synonym?
21)
If someone with
multiple personalities
threatens to kill
himself, is it
considered a hostage
situation?
22)
When sign makers
go on strike,
what is written
on their picket
signs?
23)
Why are builders
afraid to
have a 13th
floor but
book publishers
aren't afraid
to have a
Chapter 11?
24)
How can
there be
self-help
groups?
25)
Why do
you need
a driver's
license
to buy
liquor
when you
can't
drink
and drive?
26)
Why
are
cigarettes
sold
in gas
stations
when
smoking
is prohibited
there
27)
If
a
cow
laughed,
would
milk
come
out
her
nose?
28)
Why
are
there
interstate
highways
in
Hawaii?
29)
Why
is
it
that
when
you
transport
something
by
car,
its
called
a
shipment,
but
when
you
transport
something
by
ship,
its
called
cargo?
30)
Why
do
we
play
in
recitals
and
recite
in
plays?
31)
Why
isn't
phonetic
spelled
the
way
it
sounds?
32)
Where
are
Preparations
A
through
G?
33)
Are
there
seeing
eye
humans
for
blind
dogs?
34)
If
knees
were
backwards,
what
would
chairs
look
like?
35)
When
your
pet
bird
sees
you
reading
the
newspaper,
does
he
wonder
why
you're
just
sitting
there,
staring
at
carpeting?
36)
What
happened
to
the
first
6
"ups"?
37)
If
an
orange
is
orange,
why
isn't
a
lime
called
a
green
or
a
lemon
called
a
yellow?
38)
Why
does
your
nose
run,
and
your
feet
smell?
39)
If
olive
oil
comes
from
olives,
where
does
baby
oil
come
from?
40)
It
doesn't
matter
what
temperature
the
room
is,
it's
always
room
temperature.
41)
I
lost
a
button
hole.
42)
I
got
a
dog
and
named
him
`Stay'.
Now,
I
go
`Come
here,
Stay!'
After
a
while,
the
dog
went
insane
and
wouldn't
move
at
all.
43)
I
have
a
map
of
the
United
States,
life
size.
1
mile
equals
1
mile.
It's
a
pain
to
fold
it.
44)
I
made
wine
out
of
raisins
so
I
wouldn't
have
to
wait
for
it
to
age.
45)
Last
year
for
Christmas,
I
got
a
humidifier
and
a
dehumidifier....
I
thought
I'd
put
them
in
the
same
room
and
let
them
fight
it
out.
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