The
Materialistic Lawyer
A
lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car
came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When
the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining
bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer,
look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he
whined.
"You
lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!"
retorted the officer. "You're so worried about
your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your
left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh
my gaaaad...", replied the lawyer, finally noticing
the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.
"Where's
my Rolex???!!!!
