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What Is Politics?

A
little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What's politics?"
Dad says, " Well son, let me try to explain it this
way:
I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll
call her the Government. We're here to take care of your
needs so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider
her he Working Class. Now your baby brother, we'll call
him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that
makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what
Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother
crying, so he gets up to check on him, he finds that the
baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy
goes to is parent's room and finds his mother fast asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees
his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes
back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to
to his father " I think I understand Politics now."
The father replies, "Good son, tell me in your own
words what you think it is."
The boy promptly answers, "Well, while Capitalism
is screwing the Working Class, the Government is asleep,
the People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep
trouble."
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